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        The Gentlemen's Ale Sampling Society

        1982-2012  30 YEARS OF HAVING A LAUGH

PHIL'S STRANGE CORNER

This is here at Phil's personal request.

It is a repository for all of Phil's weird and esoteric meeting suggestions.
We had to put them somewhere after all.

Phil Ralph has come up with some corkers in the past, remember the ANNE SUMMER'S NIGHT

Some of his recent ones are:-

A GASS DOGGING NIGHT

Kent is proud to host some of the UK's best sites for the age old hobby of 'dogging'.
Phil suggests that GASS purchase a motorhome and do the job properly.

TASHKIES CASTLE

A sort of Japanese Its a Knockout

CREATING A GASS NUDIST BEACH

Rope and sign an area on Whitstable beach, just for GASS,

preferably within a pebbles throw of The Neptune Pub.

Put up signs saying 'Authorised nudist beach - Whitstable Council'

We all strip off, lie down, and wait for the inevitable responses.

You get the picture.

BUY A LONDON BUS
For a GASS version of Cliff Richard's 'Summer Holiday'

VIDEO CAMEOS
The member's form teams and produce and film famous cameos.
BAYWATCH - Len Smith in red mankini and arm-bands, running down the beach
BENNY HILL - GASS members and various busty girls doing the running round in circles bit.
DEBBIE DOES GASS - A reconstruction of famous scenes from vintage porn
THEY THINK IT'S ALL OVER - GASS play the last 5 minutes of that famous football match

GASS ALLOTMENT
Acquire an allotment and - well - garden it (have I got this one right Phil?)

BORAT DRESSING COMPETITION
Members aquire/make/stretch lime green speedos into Borat's famous 'Manquinni'
and parade along Rochester High Street at 11.00pm on a Saturday night.
Everyone making it from one end to the other alive gets a prize. 

And this is just from his fertile imagination over the past two meetings!

Phil's thoughts for April 2010

my thought’s for this month.
was wondering about a 'show & tell' night, bring along something interesting and personal to yourselves and do a 2 min talk, it may turn out someone collects stamps and of course john has his postcards! i myself may show my collection of pubic hair from around the world, we could combine with a swap shop evening where you dispose of something you no longer need, it will mean you take home someone else’s crap though!
Did also think it maybe funny to play pin the tail on the donkey, one by one we could be blindfolded, fun being we use a real donkey, best video clips go on website, could be quite a kick!

How about a pub crawl where we all dress up like les Dawson did (Cissie & Ada) and we could also raise money for something or ourselves, or at least that’s the excuse we'll use to explain why grown men wanna do stupid things! I wished i suggested it for zorbing, wigs would fly!

Phil has gone a bit quiet of late - but we live in hope!